The awkward gloomy situations are the ones I use to get myself into. This time it started at work. Oh you know a lot of great ideas come from this place. Well I guess it just depends on where you work at and how good the relationships and string cheese are. The ones at McDonalds are all right except it gives you that extra stringy string of cheese, and it all starts getting gummy in your mouth and hard to swallow no matter how much saliva in the back covered it. Gross but keep that picture the next time your ex comes over and to collect his things and it ends up you both having amateur sex while your puppy sits and stares a you. It was indeed that bad. this narrative also includes cheap bar behavior with the friend that passes out and gets right back up to party. Thanks for reading this bull****.....
Well first off I want to add that I am not the instigator in this incident. I was just a bystander in the mix of it all until my friends start getting wilder and wilder. Did I also mention that some of these people were in other narratives. Now the ones who have been reading in the lines in most of my posts now where my story is going. Now if you didn't get it in that instance then you will receive the message towards the end.All we can do is hope Jethro.
Anywayyys so I am twenty-three right and I have met the most immaculate set of friends that you can imagine. I was hanging out with Valencia she was this tall thick petite little Samoan girl with six kids. She looked 25 but she was 40. She had these Sapphire blue eyes with a hint of cinnamon and emerald and when she bat her eyes the world she had full lips that she tries to make pout all the time and she's this amazing adventure of a background that people often doubt and everyone just loves her frontal lobes honestly they were the greatest thing ever seen but that's just my opinion. She was a really hot but really sweet girl who every dog in the street wanted to bang and when the good boys would come around she'd break their hearts and stole their dignity in a flash.
The next friend on this list is Kiara and boy did she have all the sass in the world. Attitude left and right and boy was it killer. She landed herself in trouble a lot and really didn't think anything of it. She had this really unhealthy and intense relationship with her girlfriend Nicole. All they do is Skype each other all day long. It got gross too look at at some point if you ask me. We all have our opinions and I guess mine doesn't count at the moment. I just know she was a heavy drinker, killer at make up, and had two snakes she took care of. Which she tell us weird Anecdotes about. Not too often mainly in the bathroom where you will find all of the other weird stories. So far there haven't been any good ones and that disappoints me actually. She was cool painstakingly annoying but cool.
We all formed a bond at some point and can't quite figure out when but I just know at this rate we were doing everything together. Valencia and Nicole a little more since they had the most in common. They were indeed the best frenemies I have seen since mean girls (I feel like that's the first and last time I am going to mention that movie). We had developed fun habits by going out and getting shit faced at the bar while pretending we weren't driving home. The bar was usually awkward. The other girls had all the guys hitting on them, while I counted sips that I took out of the straw. I'm not eye candy no matter how much people tell me that.
This one particular night at the bar was bit more fun. We didn't go into work that day and decided to hang out at the bar before last call and go meet up with all of the other employees drowning their work sorrows in the bottle of their glasses. It tasted like despair in the room and boy did it taste disgusting. The worst part was the girls were picking up some truly guys and didn't think about it before inviting them to go out side and hang and talk with us and we attempted to stand still for a few rounds. The conversation went well and Nicole was basking in the attention as Valencia sat there and sulked about bad memories. I on the other had found a nice guy to talk too simply because he wasn't being taken seriously by his other friends.
That turned out to be all bad if you ask me and the reason for that being was he tried multiple attempts to kiss me and guess what? he obviously got swerved the whole time and even then that didn't bother him enough to stop. The only cool thing about the situation was I got a free drink out of it and all of that was cool up until its time for us to break apart and go home. Keep in mind my lover was texting me to pick them up. So you know where this goes its already chaos if you ask me. I'm late and Valencia is gone bring another fuck boy home to cuddle with and Nicole was gonna bum rides off of people going the same way. However she decided the stranger that Valencia was kissing on was gonna take her home and if you haven't guess it already that turned out to be the worst thing ever.
He and the guy start arguing because she picked up her lunch bad which was identical to his and started poking around in it. Of course the guy panics because it turns out there was a gun in his lunch box and he chose that moment to be paranoid about it. Well here it goes guys, they start arguing and getting into each other faces. Nicole and the fuck boy stranger. Valencia tried to calm the situation but she decided that going home and banging the stranger was more important she kept on being his eye candy. Which was expected. The worst part about it was his friend tries to Cop a feel so I turn around and punch him and next thing you know we are on the ground socking each other. He was doing his best not to hit a female but I was making it exceptionally hard.
In the background everyone is fighting and finally after beating his friends ass I get in the middle of the group and I start calming everyone down and I was sending them to their corner spaces of the world it was working for the mean time but adults can be stubborn if you ask anyone really. Keep in mind I am still getting chewed out for not picking my lover up on time. Also keep in mind that I am shit faced and the room keeps spinning and I can barely hold it together at this point. However I did manage to get home safe after me and Nicole discussed everything in the car and why she wasn't going to be Valencias friend anymore because she chose the guy over their friendship. I forgot to mention that I woke up the next day with a pain in my hip. Shit was ultra crazy.
I can only blame myself because that's what I get for sucking down hard liquor with a group of people with awkward interest and a popularity standard. My moral of the story: Don't let your friends reckless behavior get you fucked up at a bar.
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