Hey we all remember the story of Adam and Eve right? We all remember how it all got fucked up in the garden of Eden. Okay keep that very tale in your head. You ever get confused if you were the apple or the snake? Turns out in this narrative I actually turned out to be each character (including the apple yes) however things go awry when it all starts catching to me, I guess I need to do better? Maybe some characters got what they deserved but I guess you will have to read on to make your choice.
Let us start the story off, right in the middle of me and Edens relationship, roughly towards the end when it kinda all started falling apart, I guess if you want a specific setting I could give you one. It is up to you to determine the overall importance. Anyways it all started with a birthday party for Edens youngest kid who I'd like to name Barry. Now keep in mind some of these events I wasn't aware of at the time. Like for example when meeting Edens friends at the party, a friend we shall call Manny now Manny was cool considering right after I went to work that day Eden cheated on me with this so called Manny but I guess that wasn't the worst part considering. What ensued prior to that knowledge?
So picture this one night I am at Kato (work) dilly dallying around and next thing you know Eden starts up with his useless arguments (he was quite infamous for that). It was already a hard night at work and I was kinda already fed up with him and on top of that, I was trying have a fling with the little trash boy outside. I didn't feel bad considering it felt like we were both done. Anyways where was I going with this? Oh yeah Eden was on his bullshit again but who knew that was going to leave me single , which in the moment really bothered me but I was also relieved that the shit show had finally come to an end.
I leave work sick and I speed back to Edens just to collect my things, which he had already compiled once all that was said and done, it was a little crying charade but I packed all of my things and I got on the best I could. I had to admit I was sad, not because we broke up but because I had wasted so much time in an unhappy relationship or what I would like to call a "situationship" (yes people they do exist). It kinda sucked being alone at first you get so use to someone being there all the time but then you stop worrying about it and start moving on. I'm not proud of myself but after that initial break up I finally approached the trash boy and we groped each other behind the small tent of his workplace. Later that would turn out into DBZ and cunnilingus.
I woke up on his bed then next morning feeling great and I got rid of all my pictures with Eden, at some point he tried to be my friend but it was embarrassing to watch especially to have to sit there and watch him build his new life with Manny. Yes kids they were moving fast and throwing it in my face, from the engagement, to planning the wedding, to a baby, and to moving out of state. I wanted all those things just not with Eden and I feel like I made a smart choice on that one, so it was weird to me to have Eden in my inbox every other day, it warlike he wouldn't go away and there was no escaping him. I just know all turmoil aside we found ourselves in a weird predicament. I just didn’t think that the next time he would end up in my inbox we would be having sex. I can’t say it ended blandly but he wound up leaving me for a shitty relationship full of secrets once again I felt like shit I had him and then I lost him. That wasn’t the worst feeling, the worst feeling was when he came back a second time but the next thing you know things turn from bad to worst. I finally got to spend time time with my replacement and boy was that awful, I felt like a sucky person each day. I was initially gonna tell her but it took Eden to swear me to secrecy.
It isn’t enough when your guilty conscience is keeping you up at night, after that I pressed on and got myself into new and exciting adventures, I found myself moving on from Teagan and his wasted half life faster then ever expected but I was also keeping myself open just in case Daniel decided he was gonna show back up. I'm not saying he was taking too long but what I will say is that he's long over due. It was the best feeling in the world and I couldn't explain it. Now I'm going fast forward *sorry for being iffy with the details). So we are gonna stop at the part where I landed myself at Edens to drop off some mail, this is where Manny comes into play.
The most unfortunate part about going there was that, I started to bond with Manny, it got bad to a point when Eden got home he was pretty mad at us both for some reason. That was the most awkward fight I have ever been in. However it left me with one conclusion. I had definitely dodged a bullet from that crazy fuck. After we got done throwing things at each other and them almost having pure un adulterated sex in front of me. I had a small talk about Eden with Manny by the car before I left and things were getting kind of deep, turns out she was sick of his shit as well. I got a big sigh of release on my way home as well.
Now let me fast forward you one more time, the more exciting part of this story is the part where I discuss mending a work and over a Marco Polo video, I finally get the confession from Eden that he cheated on me with Manny that day of the birthday party. I have to admit with Edens background it wasn't hard to believe and I wouldn't put it past him. I remember not feeling anything at first but that's how it always works, I don't feel anything then next thing you know I am feeling everything, and its absolutely wild. So at that stage there had been a lot of back and forth commentary between the two and I had found myself in the middle once again, I was trying to be the neutral party and try to be fair in all cases even though I didn't quite particularly agree.
All in all I just want to be honest and say, I just wanted to bang Manny. Me and Daniel were quite open in that sense, (another narrative for another week). She was fine and he had definitely upgraded, I have never wanted to see someone bend over in shorts so badly. Sorry if that's TMI, but this is an honest blog right? So anyways here I am trying to sweet talk Manny as Eden sits pissed in the background, I didn't care if he can fuck her so can I and I was on a mission. I knew it was fucked up and I started feeling like the snake that was lurking around when Eve committed the ultimate sin. I genuinely felt like they should break up and I kind of hinted at that from the get go but either of them weren't paying attention or so I thought.
Eden caught on and I didn't hear from him for awhile and it was kind of relieving until one night I receive a nasty text message from Eden telling me I need to keep my pussy in my pants and stop telling his girl to leave him. I guess the insult of me wanting to be with his girlfriend instead of Daniel really got to me and I will admit I got vindictive, what did I do you ask? IK think I did the most rational thing ever and I told his fiancé about everything even the most current time he tried to give me the D. I sent screenshots pictures and videos, I knew I was burning a bridge but that was it I got tired of Eden draining my life and I wanted to make sure after we stop talking I won't ever run into him again in this life.
We were on the phone my whole lunch break and it was pretty much a waste (sorry I care about my lunch break). It turns out Manny was a giant idiot and a victim at that, I was in the wrong for sleeping with her partner but she want wrong for sleeping with him when me and him were still in a relationship, that part angered me and out of retaliation I said some ugly things back at the both of them, and what I did know was that if any of us ever met each other again in this life it was gonna be a fight. Turns out everyone bit the apple all at once just to find a loophole, it didn't work. Everyone got evicted from the garden. I stopped feeling like an apple and started feeling like Karma.
Moral to the story: People will reap what they sow
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