Do we still do introductions??

Most days I wake up and realize my life is not in chronological order. Ironically it had not affected me until I turned twenty-three. Yes, I typed that out 23 with a hyphen too. Who would have thought I had a mid-life crisis in my early twenties? (Why is that not a thing?) Maybe someone somewhere is going through it but in their twenties, though? I doubt it! Highly fucking doubt it. I am not being a skeptic, believe me, but if you think about it it seems a little strange at least. Most people in their twenties are out having an unusual amount of anal sex. I for one sometimes get a wild hair up my ass and go do mediocre things like visit San Francisco or get a nose ring. Like I did on my twenty-third birthday. I feel like maybe I am over compensating for something. That all this in the moment is short lived and I'll continue to be unhappy. So now I'm gonna blog about my experiences good or bad and I can't wait for my potential readers to join me :)